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Be as specific as possible as to where you live, where you are moving to, when you might be in or not (so we can get back to you, of course) and let us know how much your paintings or statues are worth.
And if they’re insured! That’s very important.
email: ArtHeistMovers <at> gmail.com
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Who Is Really Behind This?
Art Heist Movers was created by Shawn Wickens, a New York City-based stoner comedian, writer, producer, and occasional inventor of questionable business concepts.
Shawn is the creator of Secret Time Travel Meeting, an interactive comedy show and absurdist physics lecture that has toured fringe and comedy festivals around the world. He is also the author of (the original) Time Machine Blueprints, an infinitely usable book containing everything humanity currently knows about building a functioning time machine.
Art Heist Movers is another experiment: part joke, part merchandise brand, part functioning website. Also, yes… this website is very much for sale.
Also, if Shawn sells this domain name, he’ll use the money to help finish his next book! That’s the real plan anyway.